Republicans Plan Abortion Rights Through Strategic Aerial Bombardment
Fly into our satirical take on the GOP's new plan for abortion rights through 'Operation Pro-Choice from Above.' Discover a…
Read MoreFly into our satirical take on the GOP's new plan for abortion rights through 'Operation Pro-Choice from Above.' Discover a…
Read MoreIn a move that has sent shockwaves through the ivory tower (and marketing departments), a prestigious university has announced a…
Read MoreThe aroma of simmering marinara and rising dough fills the hallowed halls of the Vatican of Pizza, as a weighty…
Read MoreSugar vs. Salvation: Theologians Debate the True Meaning of Easter as Candy Coma Cases Rise As Easter baskets overflow with…
Read MoreIn a development that has sent shockwaves through the romance genre, and English teachers everywhere into despair, AI-written novels are…
Read MoreIn a bold and somewhat unconventional strategy, Starbucks has responded to the escalating wave of boycotts with the unveiling of…
Read MoreIn a statement that has sparked outrage and disbelief, a leader within the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has been quoted…
Read MoreThe surprising revelation that Tucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin are set to co-star in a sitcom has flipped the media…
Read MoreIn an age where data privacy has become a paramount concern for individuals and corporations alike, one conscientious burglar is…
Read MoreIn a revelation that has rocked avocado toast aficionados to their core, a recent study has unveiled a staggering truth:…
Read MoreToday we have a tale that reads like a modern-day Plato’s Cave allegory, a local man’s first venture outside in…
Read MoreIn a move so audacious it could only be dreamed up by the world’s most exasperated international organization, the United…
Read MoreAmidst the growing zero-waste movement, corporations have discovered a lucrative loophole: if you want to reduce waste, just sell people…
Read MoreA prestigious university’s English Literature Department finds itself embroiled in an unprecedented scandal. Ironically, the culprit isn’t a student cheating…
Read More
Biden Tries To Order UberEats, Cancels Student Debt Instead
In what is being hailed as the most delicious mistake in political history, President Joe Biden, in an attempt to…
Read More