By Polly Tickle
In an unconventional approach to the ongoing drought crisis, a group of government officials and wellness enthusiasts have unveiled a solution: visualize water!
“The human mind’s power is limitless,” stated a spokesperson for the newly established Department of Wishful Thinking. “When facing a water shortage, one can simply picture a stream and quench their thirst in imagination.”
The strategy, based on the principle of manifestation, involves positive thinking and visualization. “If you can dream it, you can have it,” explained a lifestyle influencer. “Water is no exception. Start by visualizing a glass of water, then an overflowing bathtub, and even a pool.”
Residents in drought-stricken communities have reacted with disbelief to cynicism. “I tried visualizing a functioning faucet,” a farmer remarked sarcastically, looking at his barren fields. “Turns out, crops need actual water to grow.”
The proponents of the visualization method believe it induces a long-term mindset shift. “By focusing your energy on the concept of abundance, you’re sending a powerful message to the universe,” one influencer stated.
The “Just Visualize” campaign puts the responsibility for solving the water crisis on those most affected. “It’s about empowerment,” said another spokesperson. “Communities can tap into their inner resources and mental power.”
Critics argue the campaign is ineffective and tone-deaf. “People are dying of thirst,” says Dr. Anya Rao, a water security expert. “They need tangible solutions like infrastructure development, policy changes, and immediate aid – not pseudo-scientific nonsense about the law of attraction.”
Despite the criticism, the “Just Visualize” movement is gaining traction. Workshops promising to “Unlock Your Inner Oasis” have appeared online, along with merchandise with slogans like “Sending Hydro Vibes.” Proceeds may or may not go towards helping drought-stricken areas, but at least the campaign’s intentions were good, right?
Liv N. Large 
Chip Byteley