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Read MoreSunak’s Donor Drama: PM Proposes Donating £10M to ‘Racism Reversal Fund’
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has unveiled a bold, albeit bewildering, initiative: the donation of £10 million to what he…
Read MoreUSA Set To Build And Destroy Aid Port In Gaza?
In a bold move that experts are calling a blend of humanitarian effort and an economic stimulus package for the…
Read More‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ Campaign Surprisingly Effective
In a move hailed as an environmental masterstroke, the ‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ campaign has swept the nation, proving that…
Read MoreLove on the Rocks? Not Anymore! Scientists Discover the Key to Marital Bliss is Passive-Aggression
In a groundbreaking study that challenges traditional notions of romance, researchers at the University of Not-So-Newlywed have discovered a surprising…
Read MoreRamadan Midnight Snack Trends: Sleepwalkers Lead Charge to Refrigerator
As Ramadan progresses, the battle against hunger pangs during pre-dawn hours reaches new heights. This year, however, a peculiar trend…
Read MoreHistorians Debate Whether St. Patrick Was Actually the Patron Saint of Day Drinking
A fierce debate has erupted within historical circles, challenging the traditional depiction of St. Patrick and suggesting the beloved saint…
Read MoreIrish Historian Discovers Evidence That the Pyramids Were Built by Spud Farmers on Holiday
CAIRO – A startling new discovery by Dr. Seamus O’Toole, an eccentric historian at Queen’s University Belfast, is poised to…
Read MoreSuhoor Cooking Show Ratings Plummet: Viewers Too Sleepy to Follow Recipes
It seems even the most enticing culinary creations can’t overcome the overwhelming sleepiness that accompanies the Ramadan pre-dawn hours. Suhoor…
Read MoreMiddle East Peace Process Talks Stall as Negotiators Argue Over Hummus Recipe Authenticity
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Read MoreCongress to Vote on Declaring the “Chicken Dance” a National Security Threat
In a move that has ruffled feathers across the nation, Congress is set to vote on a resolution that would…
Read MoreAI-Generated Film Festival: Movies Made by Computers, for Computers
A new breed of cinema is emerging; the AI Film Festival stands as a testament to the creative potential of…
Read MorePrayer Mat Yoga: The Latest Wellness Trend This Ramadan
In a fusion that’s either divinely inspired or a marketing ploy destined for the wellness trend graveyard, behold: Prayer Mat…
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