Breaking Fast with Superfoods: Avocado Dates Shake-Up Traditional Iftar
Chip ByteleyMove over, classic dates and water – get ready for a new-age Iftar trend as superfoods make their dramatic entrance…
Read MoreNCAA Bribery Scandel: “It Appears Some Players Received Ramen and Textbooks.”
The NCAA bribery scandals have taken a shocking turn, with new revelations that players received lavish compensation in the form…
Read MoreSiberian Bears Qualified to Vote in Russian Elections: ‘Paws for Democracy
Polly TickleRussian electoral officials have announced that, for the first time in history, Siberian bears will be allowed to participate in…
Read MoreRamadan Reality TV Show Canceled: Contestants Too Hangry to Participate After Day One
A groundbreaking Ramadan reality TV show has been unceremoniously canceled after just one miserable day of filming. The concept, which…
Read MoreWater Bottle Sales Surge: ‘Hydrate Like It’s Your Job’ Becomes Ramadan Mantra
In a twist even the most seasoned economists couldn’t have predicted, the holy month of Ramadan has triggered an unprecedented…
Read MoreFind My Iftar’ App Goes Viral: Locates Nearest Open Buffet in Seconds
Instead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Pay Taxes with Alligator
In a move that solidifies Florida’s reputation as the epicenter of the bizarre, a resourceful Sunshine State resident attempted to…
Read MoreLocal Goose Gang Terrorizes Bakery, Demands Daily Offering of Croissants
A gaggle of geese has descended upon Gcase Bakkery, striking fear (and a strange sense of amusement) into the hearts…
Read MoreSleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
UFO Panic Hits Iran: Rogue Alarm Clock Sparks Pre-Dawn Chaos In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and…
Read MoreMan Discovers Family Heirloom: Slightly Moldy Crumpet From Queen Victoria’s Era
A routine attic cleaning turned into a historical revelation for local man Horace Piddleworth when he stumbled upon what appears…
Read MoreMegachurch Installs “Express Lane” for Donations, Godliness Now Available with Upgrade
In a move that blurs the line between salvation and a theme park ride, a prominent megachurch has announced the…
Read MoreTech Companies to Introduce ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App for Disaster Response
In a move that can only be described as peak Silicon Valley cynicism, tech giants have unveiled a groundbreaking new…
Read MoreNew Study Finds: Pub Regulars May Live Longer Thanks to Daily Dose of Sarcasm
In a discovery that will surely raise pints of celebration across the land, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a…
Read MoreMeghan Markle’s Avocado Toast Causes Global Butter Shortage, Sparks Royal Feud
Hold the Avocado! Meghan Sparks Royal Rift and Global Crisis with Toast Obsession Buckingham Palace is in a state of…
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British Parliament Debates: Should Tea Breaks Be Extended to Discuss the Weather More Effectively?
In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the intricate dance of British bureaucracy, the Parliament erupted in…
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