IDF Develops New Cyberweapon: Deploys Sarcastic Reddit Bots to Sow Confusion Among Enemies
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In an age where “adulting” can seem like a daunting task, a new institution is opening its doors to those…
Read MoreRed Planet Realty Rockets: Billionaires Buzz Over Martian Lakefront Properties
In a development that’s literally out of this world, the recent confirmation of a Martian lake has ignited an intergalactic…
Read MoreNew Self-Help Book Teaches How to Overthink More Efficiently
Sick of scattered ruminations? Tired of wasting time on unproductive mental spirals? Well, fret no more! The latest self-help phenomenon,…
Read MoreAI Panelist Wins Game Design Contest: Organizers Debate Award Eligibility
“Skynet Takes Over…Game Design?” AI Victory Sparks Contest Controversy SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The annual Indie Game Design Jamboree ended…
Read MoreBiden Trips On Escalator, Blames Turbulance in Confusion
Polly TickleIn an event that’s already becoming fodder for late-night talk shows and social media memes, President Joe Biden experienced a…
Read MoreGourmet Water: The Latest in Liquid Luxury You Can’t Afford
Move over, artisanal coffee and $20 avocado toast. There’s a new status symbol in town: gourmet water. Yes, you read…
Read More8 Irrational Fears Everyone Secretly Has (Escalators eating your shoelaces, the random creak at night…)
It’s the middle of the night, and you’re about to drift off into a peaceful slumber when suddenly… creak. Your…
Read MoreArchaeologists Discover Ancient Ruins of International Law in Gaza, UN Claims They’re Just Modern Art
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left historians and political analysts scratching their heads, a team of archaeologists in Gaza…
Read MoreAI’s Election Meddling Gets Upgrade: Now Capable of Running for Office Itself
In an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
Read MorePersonal Finance Guru Admits: ‘Just Inherit Money, It’s Easier’
Self-proclaimed money guru Harold “Buck” Buckley has admitted that his decades of advice on budgeting, saving, and investing are essentially…
Read MoreFuture of Creativity on the Web’ Panel to Be Hosted in Virtual Reality, Attendees Required to Design Their Avatars
In an ironic nod to the limitless bounds of digital innovation, the highly anticipated panel discussion titled “The Future of…
Read MoreVirtual Reality Iftar Experiences: Dine Anywhere from Mecca to the Moon
Imagine, for a moment, the traditional Iftar experience transformed by the power of virtual reality (VR). The communal meal shared…
Read MoreCan’t Afford Healthcare? No Problem! DIY Surgery Kits Offer Cost-Effective Self-Amputation
In a move fueled by either desperation or delusion, DIY surgery kits are experiencing a horrifying surge in popularity, driven…
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