New Middle East Urban Development Plan: More Rubble, Less Trouble
Polly TickleIn a groundbreaking move sure to raise eyebrows (and possibly dust clouds), several Middle Eastern nations have announced a revolutionary…
Read MoreWorld Happiness Day Recognizes the Leading Cause of Joy: Denial
DominickIn a surprising twist to the usual celebrations, World Happiness Day has taken an unexpected turn by recognizing denial as…
Read MoreRussian Ambassador Too Much Innocent Death In Gaza, Even For Us
In a world where diplomatic subtleties are often lost in translation, the Russian Ambassador’s latest statement has sent shockwaves through…
Read MoreInternational French Language Day Introduces ‘Le Texte Twist’: Autocorrect Everything To French
Chip ByteleyIn a move designed to boost global appreciation of the French language (and cause widespread linguistic mayhem), the organizers of…
Read MoreFrench Bulldogs to Lead International French Language Day Parade: Finally, a Role That Speaks to Them
Move over, esteemed linguists and poets! This year, the International French Language Day Parade will be spearheaded by a rather…
Read MoreThe Unsolvable Puzzle of Adulting: Why We’re All Faking It
There’s an unspoken agreement when you leave adolescence – someone, somewhere hands you a mysterious instruction manual titled “Adulting for…
Read MoreInternational Community Sends Putin Congratulations, Along with a Dictionary Definition of ‘Election
In an unprecedented display of global camaraderie—or perhaps, satire—the international community has come together to congratulate Vladimir Putin on his…
Read MoreFasting Fitness Tracker Released: Vibrates If You Reach for Snacks Pre-Iftar
In a fusion of modern technology and traditional religious observance, tech giant InnoTrack has released a groundbreaking new fitness wearable…
Read MoreGDC Introduces ‘Real-Time Content Creation’: Attendees to Develop Next AAA Game During Conference
In a move that blurs the line between ambition and absurdity, the organizers of the prestigious Game Developers Conference (GDC)…
Read MoreThe Gaza Diet: Slimming Secrets of a Siege
In a world obsessed with the latest diet trends and weight-loss fads, a new contender has emerged from an unlikely…
Read MorePutin Announces New Vacation Spot: Eastern Ukraine “Has Surprisingly Affordable Summer Rentals”
In a statement that has left the international community flabbergasted, Russian President Vladimir Putin has highlighted Eastern Ukraine as the…
Read MoreGenerative AI Creates Game on Spot: Developers Concerned About Job Security and Inconsistencies in Plot
The world of game development is facing a seismic shift as generative AI tools become increasingly sophisticated. While some see…
Read More‘Path Tracing the Buffet Line’: GDC to Use Latest Ray Tracing Tech to Optimize Lunch Queues
In a move that’s simultaneously baffling and oddly inspired, the organizers of the prestigious Game Developers Conference (GDC) have announced…
Read MorePolice Issue Over 300 Citations for Inappropriate Use of Shamrock-Shaped Sunglasses This Paddy’s Day
In a crackdown on questionable fashion choices and a surprising display of sartorial policing, police departments across the nation found…
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New App Promises to Find the Trendiest Brunch Spot Before Anyone Else Knows It Exists
Tired of endlessly scrolling through brunch photos on social media, only to arrive at overcrowded hotspots with hour-long waits for…
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