Ice Cream Truck Music Now Considered Psychological Warfare, After HOA File Noise Complaints
Chip ByteleyThat sweet, tinkling melody meant to lure children (and nostalgic adults) to frozen, sugary delights has taken a sinister turn.…
Read MoreThe Travel Misadventure Handbook: Embracing Lost Luggage with a Sense of Humor (and Pepto-Bismol)
Welcome to the quintessential guide for those who travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape them.…
Read MoreHow to Win at Online Arguments: A Masterclass in Logical Fallacies, Selective Facts, and the Art of the All-Caps Comeback
Let’s face it, the internet is a battlefield. Facts are flung like flaming arrows, logic is a forgotten relic, and…
Read MoreStudy Finds Increasing Number of Babies Learn to Swipe Before They Crawl
In a revelation that would make even the most cheese-enthused Crustian blush, a new study suggests our precious little ones…
Read MoreUS National Parks to Install WiFi to Increase Nature Engagement
Get ready for a clash of the classics: the serenity of nature and the buzz of the internet are about…
Read MoreNew Yorkers Develop Ability to Telepathically Sense Tourists, Science shows
In a development that rivals Spider-Man’s spidey-sense, jaded New Yorkers have apparently developed a new superpower: the uncanny ability to…
Read More8 Signs Your Pet Definitely Thinks They’re in Charge
From commandeering the coziest spots in the house to demanding treats with the imperiousness of royalty, our furry (and feathered)…
Read MoreConspiracy Theories as a Hobby: How to Get Started
Ever get the feeling the world isn’t quite as it seems? That there are hidden forces pulling strings, orchestrating a…
Read MoreTeenagers Mysteriously Discover the Ability to Sleep Through ANY Level of Noise
In a development baffling parents, scientists, and sleep-deprived adults everywhere, teenagers across the globe have suddenly acquired the inexplicable ability…
Read MoreWork Emails to Auto-Delete if Not Read Within 24 Hours, Gmail Announces
Get ready for inbox mayhem, courtesy of Gmail! Their latest feature promises to revolutionize email as we know it –…
Read MoreStudy Finds People Who Insist on “No Spoilers” Are Most Likely to Accidentally Spoil Things for Others
In a twist of ironic fate, a new study has revealed a shocking truth: those who loudly demand protection from…
Read MoreNetanyahu Announces “New Security Threat”: Anyone Who Doesn’t Share His Latest Tweet
Polly TickleIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared a “new security threat” to the nation: anyone who fails to share his…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s New Strategy: If We’re Losing, It’s Because We Didn’t Enter Rafah
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s recent unveiling of a new approach to Israel’s security and military posture has not just made…
Read MoreResearchers Announce Breakthrough: Earth is Flat, But Only on Tuesdays
In a discovery that overturns centuries of physics and has cartographers desperately re-drawing their maps, a team of researchers has…
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10 Signs You’re Officially “Old” (That Have Nothing to Do With Age)
In an era where digitization seems to reinvent our lives every second Tuesday, the venerable state of being “old” has…
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