History Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
Chip ByteleyIn a clash of generational paradigms, a history class at has been embroiled in a fiery debate for weeks over…
Read MoreTop 10 Reasons Your Houseplant Hates You (And May Be Plotting a Slow, Leafy Revenge)
Think your fiddle leaf fig is just being dramatic when those leaves start drooping? Wrong. Those are silent screams of…
Read MoreFDA Approves First Ever Subscription-Based Food Pyramid
Polly TickleIn a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
Read MoreMr. Beast to Team With Elon Musk’s SpaceX For First Moon Based Youtube Challenge
In an audacious leap beyond Earth-bound stunts, YouTube sensation Mr. Beast has partnered with SpaceX to launch what promises to…
Read MoreFIFA To Add Therapist to Referee Roster?
In a move that underscores just how emotionally turbulent the world’s most popular sport can be, FIFA has announced a…
Read MoreGlobal Tech Giants Announce Joint Venture to Develop AI That Understands Sarcasm
In a move that seems destined for epic failure, tech behemoths worldwide are joining forces in a quixotic attempt to…
Read MoreGovernment Announces Plan to Convert National Debt into a Cryptocurrency: ‘DebtCoin’
In a move that has economists scratching their heads and tech bros cheering, the government has announced a radical plan…
Read MoreProsecutors Consider Using Reverse Psychology: ‘Please Don’t Confess, Mr. Trump’
In a novel approach that could only arise from the most surreal chapters of legal textbooks, prosecutors in the trial…
Read MoreThe Introvert’s Guide to Socializing: Tips for Surviving Parties, Small Talk, and the Dreaded “So, What Do You Do?” Question
If the idea of mingling sends shivers down your spine, you’re not alone. For us introverts, social gatherings can feel…
Read MoreTikTok To Alert Users When They’ve Been Offline for More Than an Hour
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with fostering addiction and everything to do with genuine care for…
Read MoreDictionary Adds New Meaning to ‘Adulting’: Just Barely Functioning
Forget paying bills on time or doing your own taxes – the dictionary has officially lowered the bar for adulthood.…
Read MorePortuguese Far-Right Party to Introduce Mandatory Siesta, Cites Historical Exhaustion
Portugal’s far-right “Partido da Sesta” (Siesta Party) is surging in popularity with its unorthodox central campaign promise: a mandatory siesta…
Read MoreLatest Diet Trend: ‘Air-Only’ Fast Claims to Detoxify Body, Wallet, and Social Life
Forget juice cleanses and cabbage soup diets; there’s a new sheriff in the weight-loss world, and it’s lighter than air…literally.…
Read MoreUltra-Orthodox Jews in Israel to Launch New Fitness Craze: Dodging the Draft
In a bid to blend tradition with the modern world’s obsession with fitness, Israel’s Ultra-Orthodox community has unveiled a groundbreaking…
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Study Finds 9 Out of 10 People Believe They’re the Exception to the Rule
In what can only be described as a blow to collective humility, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a staggering…
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