Trump Lawyers Create Emoji-Based Explainers to Explain Contempt of Court
Chip ByteleyGet ready for the legal world to get a whole lot more expressive—and perhaps a bit more perplexing! In response…
Read More‘Accidentally’ Forwarding Family Vacation Photos to Work Email: The New Form of Self-Sabotage
Forget misplaced reports or typos in important emails, there’s a new form of self-sabotage sweeping the workplace. It seems stressed-out…
Read MoreDelayed Reaction: Uvalde’s Echo Spurs Police into Action… Against Progressive Protesters
Polly TickleIn a move that stunned both protesters and police critics alike, law enforcement finally found its sense of urgency this…
Read MoreIsrael Determined to Increase the Need for Food Aid
In a controversial and startling turn of events, Israeli officials have unveiled a plan to “increase the need for food…
Read More9 Signs You’ve Reached Peak Adulthood
Reaching “peak adulthood” isn’t marked by a particular age or milestone, but rather a series of subtle, often hilarious signs…
Read MoreSWAT Team Spotted Booking Flights to Antarctica As McMurdo Station Protest Comes To Light
In a stunning development that has sent ripples through both the scientific and law enforcement communities, a team of riot…
Read MoreArcheology Team Stumbles Upon Ancient Egyptian Fast Food Joint, Finding Perfectly Preserved Falafel
In a remarkable twist of fate, the world of archaeology has been turned upside down, or perhaps we should say,…
Read MoreUS Pledges to Sanction ICC, Citing ‘Too Many Warrants, Not Enough Freedom’
In a bold and unprecedented move, the United States has vowed to sanction the International Criminal Court (ICC), asserting that…
Read MoreNew Parenting Trend: Letting Pets Raise Your Kids
Forget meticulously planned schedules and structured activities, there’s a new parenting philosophy sweeping the nation, and it’s got four paws…
Read MoreNetanyahu and Co. Might Be Safe from ICC for Now, Thanks to Washington’s Intervention
In an unprecedented display of geopolitical maneuvering, the United States administration has launched what insiders are calling “Operation Justice Jam,”…
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