US Announces New Foreign Policy: Sanctioning Anyone Who Tries to Hold Us Accountable

In a bold and somewhat baffling move, the United States has unveiled a new foreign policy initiative: sanctioning any international body or nation that attempts to hold American leaders accountable for their actions. This groundbreaking policy follows the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) recent announcement of potential arrest warrants for several high-profile figures, including Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

The U.S. government, clearly outraged at the notion of accountability, has decided that the best response is to lash out at the ICC. Sanctions, typically reserved for rogue states and human rights violators, are now being repurposed to target a judicial body committed to upholding international law. The logic seems to be that if you can’t play by the rules, make sure no one else can either.

This new stance sends a clear message to the world: American exceptionalism knows no bounds. If you dare to question our actions, expect retribution. The move has sparked controversy and concern among allies and adversaries alike, highlighting a growing trend of isolationism and disregard for international norms.

While critics argue that this approach undermines global justice and erodes America’s moral standing, supporters claim it’s a necessary defense against what they perceive as biased and politically motivated prosecutions. One thing is certain: the United States is doubling down on its stance that rules are for everyone else, not for them.

Stay tuned as this story develops, and the international community grapples with the implications of a world where accountability is a sanctionable offense.