Shein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
Liv N. LargeIn a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
Read MoreChina Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
Chip ByteleyIn a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
Read MoreBenjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
Polly TickleIn a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
Read MoreUS City Bans Bike Lanes Due to Anti-Segregation Laws
In a move that has left urban planners and cycling enthusiasts scratching their heads, the city of Birmingham, Alabama has…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreLogan Paul Opens Wrestling School: Learn to Body Slam Like a Pro, Get Scammed Like an Amateur
Logan Paul, the controversial internet personality turned WWE wrestler, has announced his latest venture: Maverick Wrestling Academy. The online school…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
In a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreElon Musk Outlines Plans to Solve World Hunger by Eating the Poor
In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has unveiled a controversial new plan to tackle world hunger:…
Read MoreUN Turns to GoFundMe for Peacekeeping Missions with Adopt-a-Soldier Program
In an unprecedented move to address severe budget constraints, the United Nations has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund its…
Read MoreNetflix Plans to Use AI to Inject Product Placement into Hollywood Classics
In a groundbreaking move that’s set to redefine the streaming experience, Netflix has announced plans to use advanced AI technology…
Read MoreBiden Considers Border Wall in Push to Swing Republican Voters
In a strategic shift aimed at appealing to Republican voters, President Joe Biden is reportedly considering the resumption of border…
Read MoreSaudi Women Permitted to Choose Color of Their Abayas in Latest Reform
In a move touted as progressive by the Saudi government, women in the Kingdom can now choose the color of…
Read MoreUvalde Report Reveals 376 Officers Misunderstood “Freeze” Command
In an astonishing revelation that has left many questioning the basic comprehension skills of law enforcement, a recent report on…
Read MoreMeta, Twitter Win Exclusive Rights to Promote Terrorism, Free Speech Considered More Important Than Safety
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has decided in favor of social media giants Meta (formerly Facebook) and Twitter,…
Read MoreDesperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
In a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
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