Study Finds 100% of Humans Addicted to Breathing, Efforts to Quit Prove Fatal
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking discovery sure to send the medical community reeling, a new study has determined that 100% of humans…
Read MoreNRA to Name Hunter Biden ‘Gunowner of the Year’
Polly TickleIn a twist that could only happen in today’s political circus, the NRA has decided to name Hunter Biden as…
Read MoreAriana Grande’s “Eternal Sunshine” Shines Like a Solar Flare: Bright, Hot, and Ultimately Blinding
Liv N. LargeAriana Grande’s latest musical endeavor, “Eternal Sunshine,” hits the ears like a relentless wave of Instagram notifications—initially exciting but ultimately…
Read MoreAIPAC Blames Hamas for Israel’s Ceasefire Refusal
In a striking display of narrative control, the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken,…
Read MoreApple’s iOS 18: Now Your iPhone Can Argue Back
Apple’s latest operating system, iOS 18, is set to revolutionize user interaction with its new feature that allows iPhones to…
Read MoreU.S. Hospitals Form Partnerships with Local Drug Dealers to Cut Prescription Costs
In a bold and unorthodox move to address the rising costs of prescription medications, several U.S. hospitals have announced new…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Adopt Netanyahu into Family After Hunter Biden Conviction
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts and citizens alike bewildered, President Joe Biden has reportedly welcomed Israeli…
Read MoreDemocrats Plan White House Cannabis Farm to Swing Voters
In a bold move to greenify politics and sway the undecided, the Democratic Party has unveiled a high-growth strategy: transforming…
Read MoreBiden Says Operation Killing US Hostage Was Success
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has declared the recent joint operation by…
Read MoreU.N. Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza Deemed ‘Blatant Antisemitism’ by Israeli Officials
In a dramatic twist of international diplomacy, the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) has issued a strong call for an…
Read MoreNASA Searches For A Universe Without Amazon Prime Day
In an ambitious new mission that blends the final frontier with online shopping, NASA has announced its plans to search…
Read MoreRepublican Senator, Ted Cruz, Shocked To Discover Gaza On Map, Thought It Was Just a Policy Talking Point
Republican senator, Ted Cruz, admitted to reporters he was “utterly shocked” to discover that Gaza is, in fact, a real…
Read MoreGantz Resigns from War Cabinet: “That’s Enough Genocide for Me”
DominickIn a surprising turn of events, Benny Gantz, the former Defense Minister of Israel and a key figure in the…
Read MoreGaza Peace Plan Reveal: More Violence
The much-anticipated unveiling of the latest Gaza peace plan took a turn no one could have predicted. Dubbed as the…
Read MoreTrump NFTs Now Accepted as Legal Tender in Several Red States
In a move that blurs the lines between digital assets and real-world currency, several red states have announced that they…
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