Pentagon Cheers ‘Successful’ Raid: 200 Dead, 4 Rescued, Mission Accomplished!
Polly TickleWashington, D.C. – In a statement that has drawn international condemnation, the Pentagon hailed a recent IDF raid in Gaza…
Read MoreICC Judge Discovers Plumber Is Actually Mossad Agent Installing Surveillance Equipment
In a bizarre twist that could be straight out of a spy thriller, an ICC judge recently discovered that his…
Read MoreIreland and UK Seek Agreement on Irish Unification Subscription Plan: One County Every 14 Months
In a move that has both puzzled and amused political analysts, Ireland and the UK are reportedly seeking to agree…
Read MoreU.S. Congress Votes to Reject International Law
In a move that has left the global community bewildered, the U.S. Congress has voted to reject the International Criminal…
Read MoreGOP Proposes Kindergarten for Embryos
The GOP has taken its commitment to the “unborn scholar” to new heights, following Nikki Haley’s endorsement of recognizing embryos…
Read MoreVegan Sharks: Scientists Engineer First Meat-Averse Great White
Chip ByteleyA team of scientists at the Aquatic Future Lab have successfully engineered the world’s first meat-averse great white shark, affectionately…
Read MoreAmazon and SpaceX Rush To Put Ads on Surface of the Moon
In a move that has left astronomers and late-night stargazers alike scratching their heads, e-commerce giant Amazon and aerospace manufacturer…
Read MorePanama and USA Sign Deal to Relocate Climate Deniers to Sinking Island
In a unique approach to addressing climate change skepticism, Panama and the USA have signed a groundbreaking agreement to relocate…
Read MoreNetanyahu Assures Public: ‘Ceasefire Will Be Over Before You Know It’
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured the Israeli public that the…
Read MoreChina Adds Far Side of the Moon to South China Sea Map
In a bold and unprecedented move, China has declared that the far side of the moon is now part of…
Read MoreBBC Outsources Gaza Coverage to Israeli Military for ‘Accuracy’
In a move that has sparked outrage and disbelief, the BBC has reportedly outsourced its coverage of the Gaza conflict…
Read MoreSlim Shady Wanted in Connection to the Disappearance of Eminem
In a twist that could only come from the mind of Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady is now a prime suspect…
Read MoreMiddle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
Read MoreNew Study Reveals Vegans Spend More Time Arguing About Diet Than Eating
In a revelation that has sparked both laughter and debate, a new study has found that vegans spend more time…
Read MoreAfter Years of Searching, Gordon Ramsay Finally Found the Lamb Sauce
In a culinary saga that has captivated the internet for years, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has finally discovered the elusive…
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