By Polly Tickle
The 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to be believed. In a scenario that sounds more like a sci-fi blockbuster than reality, Elon Musk and Donald Trump are allegedly planning to leave Earth entirely if Kamala Harris secures the presidency. Sources close to the billionaire tech mogul and the former president suggest that both view a Harris victory as an existential threat to their way of life—a threat serious enough to justify a one-way trip to Mars.
Details of this audacious escape plan reportedly emerged after a secretive meeting at Mar-a-Lago, where Trump and Musk discussed their mutual concerns over what they perceive as the looming “liberal apocalypse.” Musk, whose SpaceX ventures have brought humanity closer to Mars than ever before, is said to have reassured Trump that the Red Planet represents a fresh start—a new frontier where they can mold society free from the restrictions of earthly governance.
Plans for the Mars colony are already in the works, with Musk reportedly fast-tracking his development timeline. The envisioned colony would be a blend of Musk’s technological utopia and Trump’s trademark flair. Rumors suggest that the first structures on Mars might include a luxury resort, complete with the first-ever Martian golf course, and a tech hub where Musk can continue his groundbreaking work far from the regulatory reach of Earth’s governments.
Critics and fans alike are abuzz with speculation. Some see this as a brilliant PR stunt, others as a serious indication of the lengths Musk and Trump are willing to go to avoid a Harris-led administration. “Who wouldn’t want to make history by being the first president of Mars?” a close associate of Trump joked, reflecting the ex-president’s alleged excitement at the idea of leading a new colony.
But not everyone is convinced that Mars is a viable escape plan. Experts point out that surviving on Mars presents challenges far beyond anything Musk and Trump have faced before. The harsh environment, the lack of a breathable atmosphere, and the need for sustainable food and water sources make Mars more than just another business venture. However, if there’s one thing Musk is known for, it’s defying expectations—whether it’s landing rockets on Earth or, perhaps soon, transporting a former president to another planet.
Trump’s potential Martian ambitions also raise questions about what kind of governance this new colony would adopt. Will the first Martian Constitution resemble a 21st-century version of America’s founding document, or will it be more autocratic, tailored to the visions of its founders? Observers are already imagining what a Trump-Musk alliance might look like on a different planet—would it be a futuristic utopia or a dystopian nightmare?
The final decision about this interplanetary move depends entirely on the 2024 election results. Should Kamala Harris emerge victorious, don’t be surprised if the next major SpaceX launch features the former president and the world’s richest man as its star passengers. Musk has already shown the world that space isn’t the final frontier—it’s just the beginning. And if Trump joins him, it will mark the start of a new chapter in both of their legacies, far from the troubles of Earth.
For now, the world watches and waits. If Harris does win, and if Musk and Trump actually make good on their escape plan, humanity might witness not just a change of leadership but the dawn of a new era of interplanetary colonization. Mars, long the subject of our dreams and fantasies, could soon become home to two of the most polarizing figures of our time. So, keep your eyes on the skies—because the 2024 election might just go down as the moment when Earth lost its grip on two of its most powerful men.
Chip Byteley