Putin Claims Kursk is “Historically Disputed” as Ukrainian Forces Advance
Polly TickleIn a staggering twist of revisionist history, Vladimir Putin has now declared that the Kursk region, currently being overrun by…
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Read MoreMyspace Poised for Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Empire Crumbles
Chip ByteleyMyspace Sets Its Sights on Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Social Media Empire Crumbles Amid UK Riots In a twist that…
Read MoreUkraine’s Invasion of Russia: How an Expired WinRAR License Turned the Tables on Putin
In a shocking and unprecedented development, Ukrainian forces have reportedly launched a full-scale invasion into Russian territory, marking a dramatic…
Read MoreAmerican Evangelicals Abandon Jesus After Actually Reading Bible, Still Claim to Be Christian
Liv N. LargeIn what can only be described as a theological plot twist of biblical proportions, American Evangelicals are reportedly distancing themselves…
Read MoreIsrael Mulls Expanding Lebensraum to Lebanon
In a development that seems ripped from the pages of a history book best left in the past, Israel is…
Read MoreElon Musk to Sue EU for Falling Tesla Sales
Elon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, is reportedly preparing to sue the European Union over Tesla’s declining…
Read MoreLocal Woman Perfects Online Shopping Cart Without Ever Making a Purchase
Emma Driscoll, 32, has achieved what many consider the ultimate zen of online retail: the perfectly curated shopping cart, without…
Read MoreUK Rioters Deny Racism After Beating Black Man: ‘We Thought He Was in Blackface’
In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance and selective blindness, a group of rioters in the UK have denied allegations…
Read MoreBritain Debates Whether to Pause Genocide Aid or Just Delay It
In a move that has stirred significant controversy, the United Kingdom is currently debating whether to pause its arms exports…
Read MoreIDF Seek Partnership With Mr.Beast After Human Rights Allegations
In a twist that sounds like a punchline from a late-night comedy show, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), currently embroiled…
Read MoreUkraine Begins Special Military Operation in Russia
Ukraine’s Bold Move: An Unthinkable Invasion of Russia In what appears to be an audacious twist in the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian…
Read MoreScientists Confirm: Autism May Be Behind Most Vaccines
In a groundbreaking and somewhat ironic twist, researchers have announced that the driving force behind the development of most vaccines…
Read MoreElon Musk to Sue Non-Twitter/X Users for Not Signing Up
In a brilliant twist that only the mastermind behind the Twitter-to-X fiasco could concoct, Elon Musk is now planning to…
Read MoreSouth African Immigrant Promises to Destroy Country
In a shocking turn of events, Elon Musk, the South African-born billionaire, seems hell-bent on dismantling the very fabric of…
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