EU Hails Greece’s New Economic Strategy to Minimize Unemployment by Reclassifying Jobs as Hobbies
Polly TickleIn a bold move to tackle rising unemployment, Greece has introduced an innovative economic strategy: reclassifying jobs as hobbies. This…
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WWE and Netflix Look to Stream Maduro vs Elon Musk Fight
Chip ByteleyIn an unexpected twist that has left political analysts and entertainment enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, WWE and Netflix have…
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Government Announces New Tax on Conspiracy Theorists
The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that all future presidential debates will now feature live lie detector tests, a…
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Scientists Scramble to Explain Why Mr. Beast Can’t be Cancelled
In the turbulent seas of internet stardom, where public figures are more disposable than single-use plastics, one man continues to…
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Trump to Identify as Black After Car Crash Interview
In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump has announced he will identify as Black following a car crash interview…
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Governments Admit to Using Weather Machines to Increase Rainbows, Citing LGBTQ Rights
In a stunning revelation that has both dazzled and drenched the global population, governments worldwide have collectively admitted to the…
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