Ukraine Begins Special Military Operation in Russia
Polly TickleUkraine’s Bold Move: An Unthinkable Invasion of Russia In what appears to be an audacious twist in the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian…
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Scientists Confirm: Autism May Be Behind Most Vaccines
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking and somewhat ironic twist, researchers have announced that the driving force behind the development of most vaccines…
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Elon Musk to Sue Non-Twitter/X Users for Not Signing Up
In a brilliant twist that only the mastermind behind the Twitter-to-X fiasco could concoct, Elon Musk is now planning to…
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South African Immigrant Promises to Destroy Country
In a shocking turn of events, Elon Musk, the South African-born billionaire, seems hell-bent on dismantling the very fabric of…
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Secret to Immortality Discovered: Just Be Wealthy
Liv N. LargeA new report, published in the prestigious Journal of Things We Already Knew, reveals that individuals with vast fortunes are…
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UN Unveils ‘Peace Through Pizza’ Program in Desperate Attempt to Recover World Peace
In a world increasingly beset by conflict and division, the United Nations has launched an unconventional and savory new initiative:…
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