Israel Advocates for Peace Through Assassinations
Polly TickleIn a move that has left international observers bewildered, Israel has continued its controversial approach to peace by targeting and…
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Keir Starmer Advocates for Irish-Led Union to Fix Brexit Mess
In a bold and unprecedented move, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proposed a unique solution to the ongoing Brexit…
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EU Hails Greece’s New Economic Strategy to Minimize Unemployment by Reclassifying Jobs as Hobbies
In a bold move to tackle rising unemployment, Greece has introduced an innovative economic strategy: reclassifying jobs as hobbies. This…
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WWE and Netflix Look to Stream Maduro vs Elon Musk Fight
Chip ByteleyIn an unexpected twist that has left political analysts and entertainment enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, WWE and Netflix have…
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Government Announces New Tax on Conspiracy Theorists
The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that all future presidential debates will now feature live lie detector tests, a…
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Scientists Scramble to Explain Why Mr. Beast Can’t be Cancelled
In the turbulent seas of internet stardom, where public figures are more disposable than single-use plastics, one man continues to…
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