South Korea Deadnamed at Olympic Games
Liv N. LargeIn a move that left the world wondering if Olympic organizers were playing a cruel joke or simply geographically challenged,…
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Trump Seen Shopping for Shrapnel-proof Vests
In what can only be described as a bold, albeit peculiar, move, former President Donald Trump was recently spotted shopping…
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Musk Declares Twitter Revenue Loss an ‘Intentional Strategy to Promote Anti-Consumerism’
Chip ByteleyIn a move that has left Wall Street analysts and Twitter users equally bewildered, Elon Musk announced that the platform’s…
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Dutch Government Introduces Revolutionary Plan to Solve Housing Crisis by Redefining Cargo Bikes as Apartments
Amsterdam, Netherlands – In a move set to revolutionize urban living and possibly redefine the very concept of “home,” the…
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Kamala Harris Aims to Overshadow Trump With WWE Debut
Polly TickleVice President Kamala Harris has announced her intention to enter WWE, aiming to outshine former President Donald Trump’s infamous WWE…
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Middle-Eastern Terrorist Arrives to Speak to Congress and White House
In a baffling display of international relations, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, widely criticized and labeled a “Middle-Eastern terrorist” by…
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