Governments Admit to Using Weather Machines to Increase Rainbows, Citing LGBTQ Rights
Polly TickleIn a stunning revelation that has both dazzled and drenched the global population, governments worldwide have collectively admitted to the…
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Woman Accidentally Joins Zoom Book Club Meeting, Confuses Plot with Her Own Turbulent Love Life
Liv N. LargeSarah Thompson, a woman known for her perpetually scattered state, accidentally sparked a heated discussion on toxic relationships, complicated family…
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Trump Takes Up Meditation to Cope with Kamala-Induced Stress
In a surprising and somewhat comical twist, Donald Trump has reportedly turned to meditation to manage his growing anxiety over…
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Future Olympians? USA Scouts School Therapy Sessions for Shooting Talent
In a move that’s as controversial as it is desperate, the United States Olympic Committee (USOC) has announced an unorthodox…
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The USA Switches Sides in War on Terror, as Netanyahu Declared Terrorist
In a surprising twist that could have significant geopolitical ramifications, Pakistan has officially declared Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu a…
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Groundbreaking Peace Plan Involves Relocating Gaza Strip to Mars
In a bold and otherworldly proposal that has taken the international community by storm, a consortium of billionaires, space agencies,…
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