Groundbreaking Peace Plan Involves Relocating Gaza Strip to Mars
Polly TickleIn a bold and otherworldly proposal that has taken the international community by storm, a consortium of billionaires, space agencies,…
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Iron Dome Takes Home Defense Too Literally, Strikes Israeli Cities
In a scenario that sounds more like a dark comedy than a military report, Israel’s Iron Dome defense system recently…
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South Korea Deadnamed at Olympic Games
Liv N. LargeIn a move that left the world wondering if Olympic organizers were playing a cruel joke or simply geographically challenged,…
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Trump Seen Shopping for Shrapnel-proof Vests
In what can only be described as a bold, albeit peculiar, move, former President Donald Trump was recently spotted shopping…
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Musk Declares Twitter Revenue Loss an ‘Intentional Strategy to Promote Anti-Consumerism’
Chip ByteleyIn a move that has left Wall Street analysts and Twitter users equally bewildered, Elon Musk announced that the platform’s…
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Dutch Government Introduces Revolutionary Plan to Solve Housing Crisis by Redefining Cargo Bikes as Apartments
Amsterdam, Netherlands – In a move set to revolutionize urban living and possibly redefine the very concept of “home,” the…
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