Scientists Scramble to Explain Why Mr. Beast Can’t be Cancelled
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Trump to Identify as Black After Car Crash Interview
Polly TickleIn a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump has announced he will identify as Black following a car crash interview…
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Governments Admit to Using Weather Machines to Increase Rainbows, Citing LGBTQ Rights
In a stunning revelation that has both dazzled and drenched the global population, governments worldwide have collectively admitted to the…
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Woman Accidentally Joins Zoom Book Club Meeting, Confuses Plot with Her Own Turbulent Love Life
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Trump Takes Up Meditation to Cope with Kamala-Induced Stress
In a surprising and somewhat comical twist, Donald Trump has reportedly turned to meditation to manage his growing anxiety over…
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Future Olympians? USA Scouts School Therapy Sessions for Shooting Talent
In a move that’s as controversial as it is desperate, the United States Olympic Committee (USOC) has announced an unorthodox…
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