Trump Pledges to Build Wall Around Himself, Claims Biden Will Foot the Bill
Polly TickleIn a theatrical twist on his infamous border wall promise, Donald Trump announced plans to construct a “beautiful, impenetrable wall”…
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Elon Musk’s New Cloning Company Promises to Reintroduce Slavery
Chip ByteleyIn a dystopian twist that feels ripped from the pages of a sci-fi horror story, Elon Musk has announced the…
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Did Trump’s “Shoot Pedophiles” Order Backfire Spectacularly?
In an ironic and tragic twist, Donald Trump’s hardline stance on gun rights and vigilante justice has come back to…
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God Ignores Pope’s Plea for Priests
In a desperate plea to the heavens, Pope Francis has urged religious orders to pray for new priests and nuns…
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Gangs Of New York To Be Remade in Haiti
In a bold move that has cinephiles raising their eyebrows and historians scratching their heads, Hollywood has announced its latest…
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Trump to Fans: ‘Get Over It’ Like It’s a School Shooting
In a bewildering display of insensitivity, Donald Trump brushed off the recent shooting at his Pennsylvania rally, telling fans to…
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