Supreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
Polly TickleIn a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
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Shein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
Liv N. LargeIn a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
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China Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
Chip ByteleyIn a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
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Benjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
In a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
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US City Bans Bike Lanes Due to Anti-Segregation Laws
In a move that has left urban planners and cycling enthusiasts scratching their heads, the city of Birmingham, Alabama has…
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Colonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
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