Israel Expands Safe Zones to Include Every Inch of Gaza, Nowhere Left to Bomb
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented move that has left international observers baffled, Israel has redefined the concept of a “safe zone” by…
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Supreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
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Shein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
Liv N. LargeIn a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
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China Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
Chip ByteleyIn a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
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Benjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
In a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
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US City Bans Bike Lanes Due to Anti-Segregation Laws
In a move that has left urban planners and cycling enthusiasts scratching their heads, the city of Birmingham, Alabama has…
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