ICC Suddenly Remembers International Law Applies to Israel Too
Polly TickleIn a groundbreaking move that shocked absolutely everyone, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued arrest warrants for Israeli Prime…
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Santa Cancels Operations in Middle East as IDF Fails to Promise Safe Passage
In an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
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Supreme Court Set to Approve Elon Musk’s Purchase of the Country
In a development that seems both inevitable and absurd, the Supreme Court is reportedly poised to approve Elon Musk’s audacious…
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Will Ginger Cows Repair Irish-Israeli Relations?
In a move that has left diplomats and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, Israel has announced that a herd…
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Israeli HOA to Govern New Palestinian Leadership in Groundbreaking Initiative
Any newly-formed Palestinian leadership is expected to fall under the governance of an unlikely entity: an Israeli Homeowners’ Association (HOA).…
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Therapist Accidentally Fixes Client’s Anxiety by Canceling Session for the Fourth Time in a Row
Liv N. LargeIn an unexpected twist that has left both professionals and patients baffled, a local therapist has inadvertently cured her client’s…
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