Meta VR Headsets Have Hidden Lizard Mode for Mark Zuckerberg
DominickIn a revelation that’s sure to fuel countless conspiracy theories, reports have surfaced that Meta’s VR headsets come equipped with…
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New Tesla Update Forces Crashes to Teach Drivers a Lesson
Chip ByteleyIn a shocking new update, Tesla has reportedly introduced a feature that forces drivers into controlled crashes, all in the…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
Polly TickleIn what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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Elon Musk and Donald Trump to Escape to Mars if Kamala Wins
The 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to…
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US Military Stocks Up on Sticks and Stones in Preparation for WW4
In an unprecedented move that has left military analysts scratching their heads, the United States Army has announced it is…
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Study Finds 90% of Online Arguments Solved by Agreeing to Disagree
In a revelation that could revolutionize keyboard warfare as we know it, a recent study conducted by the Institute of…
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