God Confirms: “I’m Not Involved in Israel or Palestine”
Polly TickleIn a rare public statement, God has officially distanced Himself from the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine, declaring that…
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Israel Marks Ceasefire With Airstrike ‘Just to Set the Tone’
Just hours after a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas was officially declared, Israel reportedly launched an airstrike on Gaza,…
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Start-Up Launches Service to Rent Your Family for Holiday Gatherings
Chip ByteleyGet ready for the ultimate holiday survival tactic: a new start-up is cashing in on family dysfunction, offering a “Rent-a-Family”…
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Irish Far Right Can Finally Spend Time with Family They Ignored, After Election Disaster
In a heartwarming turn of events for their long-neglected families, members of Ireland’s far right will now have ample time…
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Local Introvert Practices Open-Eye Meditation in Preparation for Christmas
Liv N. LargeWith the holiday season fast approaching, local introvert Jenna Harper has begun her annual ritual of open-eye meditation, a technique…
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Thanksgiving Table Finally Breaks After Years of Supporting Generations of Emotional Baggage
In what some are calling a long-overdue collapse, the Johnson family’s Thanksgiving table, a 50-year-old oak relic, finally buckled under…
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