Federal Reserve to Launch Its Own Cryptocurrency, ‘FedCoin’, Backed by National Debt
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking move that’s set to revolutionize the financial landscape, the Federal Reserve has announced plans to launch its…
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EU to Make Pickup Default Option for Online Orders in Push for Green Shopping
Polly TickleIn a landmark move aimed at promoting sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, the European Union is set to introduce regulations…
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AIPAC Demands “Thoughts and Prayers” Be Classified as a Tax-Deductible Expense
In a move that’s drawing both fierce criticism and begrudging admiration for its sheer audacity, the powerful lobbyist group, AIPAC,…
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Israeli Government Scientists Agree: Big Bang Happened on Oct 7, Universe Existed in Void Before Then
In a revolutionary rethinking of cosmological events, Israeli government scientists have officially declared that the Big Bang occurred on October…
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Ceasefire Declared Anti-Semitic by Netanyahu’s Spokesperson
In a move that has raised eyebrows and sparked controversy, a spokesperson for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the…
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Australian Government Teams with Lego for Great Barrier Reef Rebuilding Project
In an audacious and colorful bid to save the Great Barrier Reef, the Australian government has announced a partnership with…
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