Ceasefire Declared Anti-Semitic by Netanyahu’s Spokesperson
Polly TickleIn a move that has raised eyebrows and sparked controversy, a spokesperson for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the…
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Australian Government Teams with Lego for Great Barrier Reef Rebuilding Project
Chip ByteleyIn an audacious and colorful bid to save the Great Barrier Reef, the Australian government has announced a partnership with…
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Biden Raises $53 Million, Considers Buying Small Country Instead of Campaigning
President Joe Biden has reportedly raised a staggering $53 million for his re-election campaign. However, rumors are swirling that instead…
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Study Finds 100% of Humans Addicted to Breathing, Efforts to Quit Prove Fatal
In a groundbreaking discovery sure to send the medical community reeling, a new study has determined that 100% of humans…
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NRA to Name Hunter Biden ‘Gunowner of the Year’
In a twist that could only happen in today’s political circus, the NRA has decided to name Hunter Biden as…
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Ariana Grande’s “Eternal Sunshine” Shines Like a Solar Flare: Bright, Hot, and Ultimately Blinding
Liv N. LargeAriana Grande’s latest musical endeavor, “Eternal Sunshine,” hits the ears like a relentless wave of Instagram notifications—initially exciting but ultimately…
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