Man’s Suspiciously Loud Snoring Causes Birds to Migrate Early, Experts Baffled
Chip ByteleyThe small town of Slumberville is experiencing an unprecedented avian anomaly, and the culprit might be a rather unassuming local…
Read More
Trump Foresees the End of Democracy: ‘If I Win, It’s Game Over, Folks’
Polly TickleIn an ominous declaration that has sent ripples through the political spectrum, former President Donald Trump has made a bold…
Read More
Vatican to Consider Priests in Drag, in Push to Recover Community Trust
In a desperate bid to rehabilitate its tarnished image, the Vatican is reportedly contemplating a radical initiative: allowing priests to…
Read More
Federal Reserve to Launch Its Own Cryptocurrency, ‘FedCoin’, Backed by National Debt
In a groundbreaking move that’s set to revolutionize the financial landscape, the Federal Reserve has announced plans to launch its…
Read More
EU to Make Pickup Default Option for Online Orders in Push for Green Shopping
In a landmark move aimed at promoting sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, the European Union is set to introduce regulations…
Read More
AIPAC Demands “Thoughts and Prayers” Be Classified as a Tax-Deductible Expense
In a move that’s drawing both fierce criticism and begrudging admiration for its sheer audacity, the powerful lobbyist group, AIPAC,…
Read More