Ireland and UK Seek Agreement on Irish Unification Subscription Plan: One County Every 14 Months
Polly TickleIn a move that has both puzzled and amused political analysts, Ireland and the UK are reportedly seeking to agree…
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U.S. Congress Votes to Reject International Law
In a move that has left the global community bewildered, the U.S. Congress has voted to reject the International Criminal…
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GOP Proposes Kindergarten for Embryos
The GOP has taken its commitment to the “unborn scholar” to new heights, following Nikki Haley’s endorsement of recognizing embryos…
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Vegan Sharks: Scientists Engineer First Meat-Averse Great White
Chip ByteleyA team of scientists at the Aquatic Future Lab have successfully engineered the world’s first meat-averse great white shark, affectionately…
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Amazon and SpaceX Rush To Put Ads on Surface of the Moon
In a move that has left astronomers and late-night stargazers alike scratching their heads, e-commerce giant Amazon and aerospace manufacturer…
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Panama and USA Sign Deal to Relocate Climate Deniers to Sinking Island
In a unique approach to addressing climate change skepticism, Panama and the USA have signed a groundbreaking agreement to relocate…
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