Biden Says Operation Killing US Hostage Was Success
Polly TickleIn a statement that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has declared the recent joint operation by…
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U.N. Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza Deemed ‘Blatant Antisemitism’ by Israeli Officials
In a dramatic twist of international diplomacy, the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) has issued a strong call for an…
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NASA Searches For A Universe Without Amazon Prime Day
Chip ByteleyIn an ambitious new mission that blends the final frontier with online shopping, NASA has announced its plans to search…
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Republican Senator, Ted Cruz, Shocked To Discover Gaza On Map, Thought It Was Just a Policy Talking Point
Republican senator, Ted Cruz, admitted to reporters he was “utterly shocked” to discover that Gaza is, in fact, a real…
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Gantz Resigns from War Cabinet: “That’s Enough Genocide for Me”
DominickIn a surprising turn of events, Benny Gantz, the former Defense Minister of Israel and a key figure in the…
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Gaza Peace Plan Reveal: More Violence
The much-anticipated unveiling of the latest Gaza peace plan took a turn no one could have predicted. Dubbed as the…
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