Florida Criminal Still Plans to Run for White House
Polly TickleDespite being found guilty of 34 felony counts related to falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment,…
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EU Pledges to Support Refugees Back on Boats Amidst Calls for More Serious Solutions
In a move that has raised eyebrows across the continent, the European Union has pledged to support refugees by putting…
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Netanyahu: “Genocide Merely a Tragic Error”
In a statement that has sparked international outrage, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu referred to the recent bombing in Rafah,…
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Harvard Study Confirms: Harambe’s Death Behind Geopolitical Turmoil
In a shocking revelation, a recent study from Harvard University has concluded that the tragic death of Harambe, the beloved…
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British Telecommuters to Pay Road Tax Based on Internet Usage
Chip ByteleyIn a scheme that would make even Orwell blush, British telecommuters could soon face a bizarre new tax: paying for…
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IDF Kills Egyptian Soldier, Netanyahu Apologizes, Insists They Thought He Was a Gazan Citizen
In a tragic incident that has further strained regional relations, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) mistakenly killed an Egyptian soldier…
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