Panama and USA Sign Deal to Relocate Climate Deniers to Sinking Island
Polly TickleIn a unique approach to addressing climate change skepticism, Panama and the USA have signed a groundbreaking agreement to relocate…
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Netanyahu Assures Public: ‘Ceasefire Will Be Over Before You Know It’
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured the Israeli public that the…
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China Adds Far Side of the Moon to South China Sea Map
In a bold and unprecedented move, China has declared that the far side of the moon is now part of…
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BBC Outsources Gaza Coverage to Israeli Military for ‘Accuracy’
In a move that has sparked outrage and disbelief, the BBC has reportedly outsourced its coverage of the Gaza conflict…
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Slim Shady Wanted in Connection to the Disappearance of Eminem
Chip ByteleyIn a twist that could only come from the mind of Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady is now a prime suspect…
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Middle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
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