Slim Shady Wanted in Connection to the Disappearance of Eminem
Chip ByteleyIn a twist that could only come from the mind of Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady is now a prime suspect…
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Middle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
Polly TickleIn a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
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New Study Reveals Vegans Spend More Time Arguing About Diet Than Eating
In a revelation that has sparked both laughter and debate, a new study has found that vegans spend more time…
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After Years of Searching, Gordon Ramsay Finally Found the Lamb Sauce
In a culinary saga that has captivated the internet for years, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has finally discovered the elusive…
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Israel Rejects Israel’s Ceasefire Proposal
In an unprecedented and bewildering turn of events, Israel has rejected its own ceasefire proposal, leaving international observers and diplomatic…
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Google to Launch DNA Tests for Employees to Predict Sick Days
Google, the tech giant known for ambitious (and occasionally unsettling) innovations, is set to disrupt workplace wellness programs in a…
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