Opinion: ‘The Best Part of Adult Friendships Is Pretending to Want to Meet Up Someday’
Liv N. LargeLet’s be honest for a moment: The best part of adult friendships isn’t the shared history, the inside jokes, or…
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Hysterical Man Covered in Cheeto Dust Becomes President of the USA
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented twist that left the nation both amused and bewildered, Donald J. Trump has been elected President of…
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Venom: The Last Dance – Symbiotic Swan Song or Just Another Sequel?
Venom and Eddie Brock return for a final showdown… or maybe just another messy makeout session. Hold onto your brains…
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Dutch Doctor Shocks Scientists by Curing Death with Paracetamol
In a groundbreaking yet wildly controversial medical revelation, Dr. Hans Van Der Snuffelen, a Dutch physician, has purportedly cured death…
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Vision Pro Just a Demo of Tim Cook’s ‘Cyborg’ Eye, According to Leak
Chip ByteleyIn a revelation that’s turning the tech world on its head, a leaked report suggests that Apple’s much-hyped Vision Pro…
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Joe Biden to Invite God to Gaza Peace Talks
In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and theologians intrigued, President Joe Biden has announced his intentions…
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