IDF Kills Egyptian Soldier, Netanyahu Apologizes, Insists They Thought He Was a Gazan Citizen
Polly TickleIn a tragic incident that has further strained regional relations, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) mistakenly killed an Egyptian soldier…
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US Claims New Gaza Port Doesn’t Exist, Calls It a ‘Mirage’
In a bizarre turn of events, the United States has declared that the newly constructed port in Gaza, which was…
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IDF Chief Shocked to Discover Tents Are Flammable
In a statement that has left many in disbelief, the Chief of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) expressed shock upon…
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Local Man Declares Himself ‘King of the Remote,’ Bans Romantic Comedies
Chip ByteleyIn a household coup that has stunned his family and amused his friends, local man John Stevens has declared himself…
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Biden: “If Nazis Used Missiles Instead of Death Camps, The Holocaust Would’ve Been Acceptable”
In a statement that has ignited a firestorm of controversy and condemnation, President Joe Biden suggested that if the Nazis…
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Tesco to Launch ‘Choose Your Own Expiry Date’ on Perishables
Grocery shopping is about to get a lot more philosophical. UK supermarket giant Tesco is venturing into uncharted territory with…
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