Head of Lettuce Considers Rejoining UK Politics, Expected to Run as Independent
Polly TickleIn a surprising twist that has left the British political scene in stitches, the infamous Head of Lettuce, which famously…
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Future iPhones to Automatically Delete Neglected Contacts
Chip ByteleyIn a move guaranteed to either streamline your life or trigger an existential crisis about the fleeting nature of modern…
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Fact-Checking Now Considered Physical Assault in Texas
In an unexpected twist of legislative creativity, Texas has taken the bold step of redefining reality itself. A newly passed…
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Hundreds of Thousands of ‘Anti-Semitic’ Jewish People Protest War in Tel Aviv
In a remarkable and somewhat paradoxical turn of events, Tel Aviv has witnessed its largest anti-war demonstration to date, with…
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Chinese Military Wraps Up Invasion Practice, World Watches Anxiously
In a display of military might that has sent ripples across the globe, the Chinese military has concluded its latest…
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Nicki Minaj Arrested at Schiphol Airport, Claims ‘Snoop Dogg Told Me It Was Okay’
DominickIn a headline that has taken the entertainment world by storm, rapper Nicki Minaj was arrested at Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport…
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