Tesco to Launch ‘Choose Your Own Expiry Date’ on Perishables
Chip ByteleyGrocery shopping is about to get a lot more philosophical. UK supermarket giant Tesco is venturing into uncharted territory with…
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New Dutch Government to Ban Fish & Chips In New Push Against English Tourists
Polly TickleThe new Dutch government has announced a groundbreaking decision that is making waves across Europe. In an unprecedented move, they…
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Google AI Recommends Users Glue Pizza to Ceiling for Better Wi-Fi
In a baffling and humorous twist, Google AI has made headlines for recommending users glue pizza to their ceilings to…
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Valedictorian Delivers Entire Graduation Speech in Emoji
It was a graduation ceremony unlike any other at Wellington University. As valedictorian Sarah Jones took the stage, the usual…
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Valve Confirms: Your Steam Games Will Be Supported in the Afterlife
In a surprising move that blurs the line between the digital and the divine, Valve has announced that gamers need…
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Apple’s Rumoured AirTag 2 Set to Revolutionize the Stalking Industry
The Crustian Daily has learned of rumors suggesting that Apple’s upcoming AirTag 2 will introduce groundbreaking features set to revolutionize…
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