Harvard Study Confirms: Harambe’s Death Behind Geopolitical Turmoil
Polly TickleIn a shocking revelation, a recent study from Harvard University has concluded that the tragic death of Harambe, the beloved…
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British Telecommuters to Pay Road Tax Based on Internet Usage
Chip ByteleyIn a scheme that would make even Orwell blush, British telecommuters could soon face a bizarre new tax: paying for…
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IDF Kills Egyptian Soldier, Netanyahu Apologizes, Insists They Thought He Was a Gazan Citizen
In a tragic incident that has further strained regional relations, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) mistakenly killed an Egyptian soldier…
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US Claims New Gaza Port Doesn’t Exist, Calls It a ‘Mirage’
In a bizarre turn of events, the United States has declared that the newly constructed port in Gaza, which was…
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IDF Chief Shocked to Discover Tents Are Flammable
In a statement that has left many in disbelief, the Chief of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) expressed shock upon…
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Local Man Declares Himself ‘King of the Remote,’ Bans Romantic Comedies
In a household coup that has stunned his family and amused his friends, local man John Stevens has declared himself…
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