Biden to Release All ‘Low-Level’ Murderers, Claims “No Equivalence with Serial Killers”
Polly TickleIn a controversial and unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has announced plans to release all “low-level” murderers, arguing that their…
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US Census to Include Questions on Netflix Viewing Habits to Better Understand Population Trends
Chip ByteleyThe next time you gear up for a marathon streaming session, remember this: The US Census Bureau might be taking…
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Rishi Sunak Declares Government to Be Disbanded to Avoid Election Loss
In a move that has left political pundits and the general public equally baffled, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced…
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Ireland to Repurpose Israeli Embassy to House Homeless
In a surprising and symbolic gesture, the Irish government has announced plans to repurpose the soon-to-be-vacated Israeli Embassy building in…
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USA and Russia Find Common Ground: Both Denounce ICC as “Inconvenient”
In a surreal twist of global politics, the United States and Russia have found themselves in rare agreement over a…
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Israel Declares Hamas Leaders as Jewish in Response to ICC Arrest Warrants
In an unprecedented twist of irony and geopolitical theater, Israel has responded to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) issuance of…
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