Nicki Minaj Arrested at Schiphol Airport, Claims ‘Snoop Dogg Told Me It Was Okay’
DominickIn a headline that has taken the entertainment world by storm, rapper Nicki Minaj was arrested at Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport…
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Biden to Release All ‘Low-Level’ Murderers, Claims “No Equivalence with Serial Killers”
Polly TickleIn a controversial and unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has announced plans to release all “low-level” murderers, arguing that their…
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US Census to Include Questions on Netflix Viewing Habits to Better Understand Population Trends
Chip ByteleyThe next time you gear up for a marathon streaming session, remember this: The US Census Bureau might be taking…
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Rishi Sunak Declares Government to Be Disbanded to Avoid Election Loss
In a move that has left political pundits and the general public equally baffled, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced…
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Ireland to Repurpose Israeli Embassy to House Homeless
In a surprising and symbolic gesture, the Irish government has announced plans to repurpose the soon-to-be-vacated Israeli Embassy building in…
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USA and Russia Find Common Ground: Both Denounce ICC as “Inconvenient”
In a surreal twist of global politics, the United States and Russia have found themselves in rare agreement over a…
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