Israeli Officials Insist Fog Operated Independently, No Mossad Ties
Polly TickleTel Aviv, Israel – In a press conference today, Israeli officials emphatically denied any involvement in the recent helicopter crash…
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Local Mom Saves Town from Economic Collapse by Actually Shopping Locally
In an extraordinary sequence of events, one local mother has effectively warded off an economic crisis in her small town…
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Airports Introduce ‘Security PreCheck’ for Those Who Donate to TSA
DominickThe Transportation Security Administration (TSA) appears to be taking airport security to a whole new (and highly questionable) level. Following…
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Farming Simulator ‘25 To Feature Disruptive Protesting
Chip ByteleyGet ready to ditch your plow and pick up a protest sign! The surprisingly popular Farming Simulator series is about…
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American Hospitals to Charge Patients for Time Spent in Waiting Rooms
American healthcare seems intent on pushing the boundaries of the absurd, and the latest news suggests they’ve found a new…
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Shein Research Clothes That Dissolve in Rain to Boost Sales
Forget poor quality or questionable labor practices. The latest controversy surrounding fast fashion giant Shein takes a bizarrely self-destructive turn.…
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