Israel Declares Hamas Leaders as Jewish in Response to ICC Arrest Warrants
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented twist of irony and geopolitical theater, Israel has responded to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) issuance of…
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US Announces New Foreign Policy: Sanctioning Anyone Who Tries to Hold Us Accountable
In a bold and somewhat baffling move, the United States has unveiled a new foreign policy initiative: sanctioning any international…
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9 Years After Gay Marriage Passed, All Ireland Now Gay
In a development that has shocked absolutely no one, Ireland, nine years after legalizing gay marriage, has reportedly seen its…
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Scientists Announce Microplastics as the New Superfood: Part of Your Daily Detox!
Chip ByteleyIn an unprecedented turn of events, scientists have discovered the latest addition to the health food craze: microplastics. These tiny…
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Lindsey Graham Proposes Invasion of Netherlands: “ICC Can’t Arrest Us If We Own Them”
In a spectacular display of international diplomacy, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed that the United States should invade the Netherlands…
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“Oh, Great”: Sarcasm to Debut as Olympic Sport in 2024, IOC Confirms
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially announced the inclusion of Sarcasm as a competitive sport in the 2024 Olympics.…
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