Lindsey Graham Proposes Invasion of Netherlands: “ICC Can’t Arrest Us If We Own Them”
Polly TickleIn a spectacular display of international diplomacy, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed that the United States should invade the Netherlands…
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“Oh, Great”: Sarcasm to Debut as Olympic Sport in 2024, IOC Confirms
Chip ByteleyThe International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially announced the inclusion of Sarcasm as a competitive sport in the 2024 Olympics.…
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Fox News to Include ‘Trigger Alerts’ for Unfavorable Economic Forecasts
In a move that blurs the line between news reporting and emotional coddling, Fox News is set to roll out…
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Official Book Club Licenses to be Required in state of Texas
DominickTexas Takes on Literature: State Mandates Official Licenses for Book Club Enthusiasts In a move that’s set off a firestorm…
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“Quirky” Coffee Shop Charges Extra for Customers Who Don’t Use Obscure Coffee Lingo
In a move that’s likely to alienate caffeine-fueled patrons and baristas alike, a trendy new coffee shop has ruffled feathers…
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Brooklyn Apartment, Smaller Than Shoebox, Listed for $2 Million (Views of Brick Wall Included)
In a move that defies both logic and the concept of affordability, a real estate listing has sent New York…
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