Google’s Mental Health Masterplan: Wellness Days That Guarantee More Stress
Polly TickleGoogle, in a display of corporate doublethink that would impress even George Orwell, has unveiled a new mental health initiative…
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Israeli PM Netanyahu Accuses ICC of Colluding with Hamas
Tel Aviv, Israel – In a dramatic escalation of rhetoric, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accused the International Criminal…
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Israeli Officials Insist Fog Operated Independently, No Mossad Ties
Tel Aviv, Israel – In a press conference today, Israeli officials emphatically denied any involvement in the recent helicopter crash…
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Local Mom Saves Town from Economic Collapse by Actually Shopping Locally
In an extraordinary sequence of events, one local mother has effectively warded off an economic crisis in her small town…
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Airports Introduce ‘Security PreCheck’ for Those Who Donate to TSA
DominickThe Transportation Security Administration (TSA) appears to be taking airport security to a whole new (and highly questionable) level. Following…
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Farming Simulator ‘25 To Feature Disruptive Protesting
Chip ByteleyGet ready to ditch your plow and pick up a protest sign! The surprisingly popular Farming Simulator series is about…
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