In a theory straight out of a sci-fi B-movie, an eccentric scientist claims the United States is experiencing a temporary…
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In a feat of backyard brilliance that sent shockwaves through the neighborhood, local dad, Tom Weber, cemented his status as…
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In a performance worthy of a standing ovation from George Orwell himself, today marked the nationwide spectacle of “Freedom of…
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In an astonishing display of diplomatic colorblindness, President Joe Biden has managed to completely overlook his administration’s previously declared “red…
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