US Military Stocks Up on Sticks and Stones in Preparation for WW4
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented move that has left military analysts scratching their heads, the United States Army has announced it is…
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Study Finds 90% of Online Arguments Solved by Agreeing to Disagree
Chip ByteleyIn a revelation that could revolutionize keyboard warfare as we know it, a recent study conducted by the Institute of…
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Russian Military Requests Aid from Irish Fishermen as Ukrainian Forces Threaten Crimea
In a bizarre twist to the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine, the beleaguered Russian military has reportedly turned to…
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Israel Successfully Converts Millions of Jews to Zionism
In a calculated move that has sent shockwaves through Jewish communities worldwide, Israel has effectively replaced traditional Judaism with a…
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Parents Find Son Missing Since Start of Pandemic While Decluttering Basement
Liv N. LargeSpringfield, IL — A local family made a shocking discovery this week after deciding to finally tackle their pandemic clutter:…
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Local Man, 30, Still Waiting for His Hogwarts Letter
In a small, rather unremarkable town that could be anywhere but is nowhere near the hidden twists and turns of…
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