Local Teen’s Pregnancy Excuse Kick-starts New Religion
Liv N. LargeIn a small town where nothing extraordinary ever happens, a local teen’s bizarre excuse for an unexpected pregnancy has ignited…
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Northern England Welcomes Tourism Boost Through ‘Poverty Tourism’
Polly TickleIn a bid to revitalize its struggling economy, Northern England has turned to an unusual new industry: “poverty tourism.” This…
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Supreme Court Votes 5-4 to Bring Back the 19th Century
In a shocking and highly controversial decision, the Supreme Court has narrowly voted 5-4 to roll back American society to…
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Meta VR Headsets Have Hidden Lizard Mode for Mark Zuckerberg
DominickIn a revelation that’s sure to fuel countless conspiracy theories, reports have surfaced that Meta’s VR headsets come equipped with…
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New Tesla Update Forces Crashes to Teach Drivers a Lesson
Chip ByteleyIn a shocking new update, Tesla has reportedly introduced a feature that forces drivers into controlled crashes, all in the…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
In what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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