Tokyo Zoo to Start Animal Borrowing Program for Pet-Less Homes
Chip ByteleyGet ready for Tokyo’s newest, cuddliest delivery service! In a move that’s both innovative and incredibly heartwarming, the Tokyo Zoo…
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“My Smart Home Hates Me”: When A.I. Goes Rogue and Your Toaster Judges You
When your house knows more about your preferences than you do, we’ve stumbled upon an inconvenient truth: artificial intelligence doesn’t…
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Tinder Dating Algorithms To Match Users Based on Mutual Trauma
Tinder just got a whole lot more emotionally complex. In a move that’s either disturbingly brilliant or a sign of…
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PGA Introduces New “Whine Meter” to Gauge Fan Tolerance During Rain Delays
In a move that can only be described as a direct response to every golf fan’s irritated mutterings, the PGA…
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Internet Pop Ups Find New Life in Elon Musk’s Neuralink
In an unexpected twist of technological evolution, the once dreaded internet pop-up ads have found a new arena: Elon Musk’s…
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Israeli Tank Fires on Israeli Troops Dressed as Aid Workers
Polly TickleIn a troubling reflection of ongoing conflict complexities, reports have emerged of an Israeli tank that mistakenly fired upon its…
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