MTG Caught in Plan of Sacrificing Intern to Elder Gods in Exchange for Middling Poll Results
Polly TickleIn a shocking turn of events, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene was embroiled in a scandal that sounds more like the…
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White House Installs Revolving Door to Accommodate Rapid Staff Turnover
In a tongue-in-cheek response to the unusually high rate of staff turnover, the White House has reportedly installed an actual…
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Uber to Launch New Service: UberHuman, Rent a Crowd for Any Occasion
Chip ByteleyUber, that ubiquitous app known for delivering rides and takeout, is about to take a sharp turn into the realm…
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Study Finds Most Family Members Can Be Easily Replaced with Reasonably Priced Robots
In an eye-catching and somewhat humorous study that seems to blur the lines between sci-fi and suburban reality, researchers are…
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Israel Rejects Hostage Release Deal, Prefers Military Action Over Peace
In a recent and highly controversial move, the Israeli government has opted to reject a promising hostage release deal proposed…
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Billionaires Race to Claim Mars as a Tax Haven
As Earth’s resources dwindle and tax rates rise, the wealthy elite set their sights on a new frontier: Mars. In…
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