Congress Debates Installing Lie Detectors in Senate Chamber
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented turn of events that has political pundits chuckling and conspiracy theorists taking notes, Congress is debating the…
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Psychologists Recommend Arguing More to Improve Communication
Chip ByteleyForget peaceful resolutions and deep breaths – the world of mental health just got a lot more combative. In a…
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Gmail Password Resets Now Require a Doctor’s Note and a Small Sacrifice
In an unusual twist on cybersecurity measures, Google has introduced a perplexing new policy for Gmail password resets: forgotten passwords…
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U.S. Says Weapons in Israel Were ‘Only Sort of’ Used Illegally
In a dazzling display of diplomatic gymnastics, the United States has declared that while its weapons sold to Israel may…
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Politicians to Wear Sponsored Jerseys: A New Era of Transparency in Funding
In a move that’s being hailed as a game-changer for political transparency, lawmakers across the globe have agreed to a…
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Historians Admit All Historical Events Are Just Elaborate Hoaxes
The Greatest Story Ever Told According to the consortium, the entire timeline of human history has been carefully crafted by…
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