Israel Insists “No Path To Peace”, As Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Agreement
Polly TickleIn a startling development that has international observers concerned, Israel has declared that there is “no path to peace” shortly…
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Shell Oil Suggest “Eco-Friendly” Gasoline, A Kale and Kerosine Mixture
In a move that stretches the boundaries of both science and satire, Shell Oil has unveiled a startling new product:…
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Congress Debates Installing Lie Detectors in Senate Chamber
In an unprecedented turn of events that has political pundits chuckling and conspiracy theorists taking notes, Congress is debating the…
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Psychologists Recommend Arguing More to Improve Communication
Chip ByteleyForget peaceful resolutions and deep breaths – the world of mental health just got a lot more combative. In a…
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Gmail Password Resets Now Require a Doctor’s Note and a Small Sacrifice
In an unusual twist on cybersecurity measures, Google has introduced a perplexing new policy for Gmail password resets: forgotten passwords…
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U.S. Says Weapons in Israel Were ‘Only Sort of’ Used Illegally
In a dazzling display of diplomatic gymnastics, the United States has declared that while its weapons sold to Israel may…
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