After Buying Everything Else, Jeff Bezos Purchases Atlantic Ocean
Chip ByteleyIn an unprecedented move that has stunned environmentalists and monopolists alike, Jeff Bezos, the former Amazon CEO known for acquiring…
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Erdogan Values Resistance Movements, Unless They’re Kurdish
Polly TickleIn a remarkable display of selective solidarity, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has once again showcased his unique approach to…
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Germany Leads Europe in Nakba Denial As Politicians Insist 70 Year Conflict Started on Oct 7 2023
In a controversial shift in historical narrative, several German politicians have been leading a wave of Nakba denial across Europe,…
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Does Your Apple Watch Get Sad When Not Worn?
As our tech gadgets get smarter, it’s easy to wonder if they start developing sentience and maybe even a hint…
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Conspiracy Theorists Demand the Truth About False Teeth
They say never trust a person with false teeth, but that’s just what the conspiracy theorists want you to believe.…
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Israel Insists “No Path To Peace”, As Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Agreement
In a startling development that has international observers concerned, Israel has declared that there is “no path to peace” shortly…
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