Israel Rejects Hostage Release Deal, Prefers Military Action Over Peace
Polly TickleIn a recent and highly controversial move, the Israeli government has opted to reject a promising hostage release deal proposed…
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Billionaires Race to Claim Mars as a Tax Haven
Chip ByteleyAs Earth’s resources dwindle and tax rates rise, the wealthy elite set their sights on a new frontier: Mars. In…
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After Buying Everything Else, Jeff Bezos Purchases Atlantic Ocean
In an unprecedented move that has stunned environmentalists and monopolists alike, Jeff Bezos, the former Amazon CEO known for acquiring…
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Erdogan Values Resistance Movements, Unless They’re Kurdish
In a remarkable display of selective solidarity, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has once again showcased his unique approach to…
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Germany Leads Europe in Nakba Denial As Politicians Insist 70 Year Conflict Started on Oct 7 2023
In a controversial shift in historical narrative, several German politicians have been leading a wave of Nakba denial across Europe,…
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Does Your Apple Watch Get Sad When Not Worn?
As our tech gadgets get smarter, it’s easy to wonder if they start developing sentience and maybe even a hint…
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