Nations Worldwide Send Condolences to Wasps After Encounter With IDF
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented global display of empathy, nations from every corner of the Earth have issued formal condolences to the…
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Social Media Influencers to Be Granted Diplomatic Immunity in Switzerland
In a move that blurs the lines between online clout and political power, Switzerland, known for its neutrality and fondness…
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GOP Proposes Bill to Outsource Governmental Roles to Russia, Cites ‘Unmatched Efficiency’
The GOP has introduced a groundbreaking bill that proposes outsourcing key governmental roles and responsibilities to Russia, citing “unmatched efficiency”…
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Global Leaders Announce Ambitious Plan to Solve World Hunger by Misplacing Another Continent
In a bold move that has left cartographers and global citizens alike scratching their heads, world leaders have unveiled their…
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Democrats Hope To Turn Tide on Border Security by Literally Doing Nothing
In a move so bewildering that it’s left political commentators gazing at their navels in wonder, the Democratic Party has…
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Self-Proclaimed Minimalist’s Home Filled with Curated Collections of “Essential” Objects
In a development that challenges the very concept of “less is more,” self-proclaimed minimalist Emily has found herself the unwitting…
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