Historians Admit All Historical Events Are Just Elaborate Hoaxes
Chip ByteleyThe Greatest Story Ever Told According to the consortium, the entire timeline of human history has been carefully crafted by…
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Global Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Change by 2050 or Whenever Mars Becomes Habitable, Whichever Comes First
Polly TickleIn a landmark decision that’s being hailed as “a giant leap for mankind, sort of,” global leaders have unanimously agreed…
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Pence Declines to Endorse Trump, Prefers Endorsing Literally Anything Else
In an unprecedented move that’s set political circles abuzz, former Vice President Mike Pence has openly declared his stance for…
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Antarctica Declares Independence, Elects Penguin as President
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the international community and wildlife documentaries alike, Antarctica has declared its independence…
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Ancient Cave Paintings Proven to be the Work of Bored Teenagers
In a stunning archaeological revelation that overturns centuries of accepted wisdom, experts have conclusively proven ancient cave paintings are simply…
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After 60 Years of Debate, UN Decides to Decide If Palestine Exists, Eventually
In what many are calling a “historic maybe,” the United Nations General Assembly has overwhelmingly voted that Palestine just might…
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