Ancient Cave Paintings Proven to be the Work of Bored Teenagers
Chip ByteleyIn a stunning archaeological revelation that overturns centuries of accepted wisdom, experts have conclusively proven ancient cave paintings are simply…
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After 60 Years of Debate, UN Decides to Decide If Palestine Exists, Eventually
Polly TickleIn what many are calling a “historic maybe,” the United Nations General Assembly has overwhelmingly voted that Palestine just might…
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The Weather Channel App to Start Offering Relationship Forecasts
Move over five-day forecasts and radar maps, The Weather Channel App is about to delve into a whole new realm…
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Nations Worldwide Send Condolences to Wasps After Encounter With IDF
In an unprecedented global display of empathy, nations from every corner of the Earth have issued formal condolences to the…
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Social Media Influencers to Be Granted Diplomatic Immunity in Switzerland
In a move that blurs the lines between online clout and political power, Switzerland, known for its neutrality and fondness…
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GOP Proposes Bill to Outsource Governmental Roles to Russia, Cites ‘Unmatched Efficiency’
The GOP has introduced a groundbreaking bill that proposes outsourcing key governmental roles and responsibilities to Russia, citing “unmatched efficiency”…
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