Self-Proclaimed Minimalist’s Home Filled with Curated Collections of “Essential” Objects
Polly TickleIn a development that challenges the very concept of “less is more,” self-proclaimed minimalist Emily has found herself the unwitting…
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PhD Required to Operate New Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machines, Says Manufacture
Chip ByteleyForget a simple instruction manual—McDonald’s infamous ice cream machines are about to become significantly less approachable. The manufacturer, in a…
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New Diet Requires Eating Only Foods That Match Your Outfit
In a move destined to confuse both fashionistas and nutritionists, a new fad diet is turning meal planning into a…
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Israel’s Ceasefire Strategy: Agree in Principle, Decline in Practice
In a striking display of diplomatic dexterity, Israel’s approach to ceasefire negotiations could best be described as “Agree in Principle,…
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Israel Officials Accuse Joe Biden of Being Hamas Member
In a stunning development that has rocked international politics, Israeli officials have made the shocking claim that U.S. President Joe…
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America’s ‘Surprise’ Routine Wears Thin as Ally Ignores Ceasefire Pleas
In an all-too-familiar scenario, America’s feigned shock has once again graced international headlines as its closest ally, Israel, dismisses yet…
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