Israel Officials Accuse Joe Biden of Being Hamas Member
Polly TickleIn a stunning development that has rocked international politics, Israeli officials have made the shocking claim that U.S. President Joe…
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America’s ‘Surprise’ Routine Wears Thin as Ally Ignores Ceasefire Pleas
In an all-too-familiar scenario, America’s feigned shock has once again graced international headlines as its closest ally, Israel, dismisses yet…
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Local Man Declares Himself “Lord of the Flame”, Demands Tribute in Perfectly Cooked Sausages
Chip ByteleyIn a small suburban town, an unparalleled obsession with grilled delicacies has taken root, creating a bizarre and surprisingly fierce…
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Student Caught Bribing Janitor for “Strategic” Classroom Cleaning During Test
Finals Week at Winthrop University, traditionally a time of academic culminations and nerve-wracking revisions, has this year turned into the…
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Israel Was Enthusiastic About Ceasefire, Until It Was Time to Cease Fire
In an unforeseen twist that shocked precisely nobody, the Israeli government’s enthusiasm for a ceasefire in the ongoing Rafah conflict…
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TikTok Eyes Divine Intervention to Dodge U.S. Legal Hellfire
In an unexpected move that has shaken the pillars of both Silicon Valley and St. Peter’s Basilica, TikTok has announced…
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