Study Finds That People Actually Read Terms and Conditions When Insomnia Strikes
Chip ByteleyIn a twist of fate that’s both ironic and slightly alarming, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a shocking cure…
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Israeli Leaders Deny Gaza Blockade’s Impact: ‘Hunger Isn’t a War Crime, It’s a Diet Plan’
Polly TickleIn a controversial statement, Israeli leaders have downplayed the severity of the Gaza blockade, dismissing concerns over its impact on…
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Area Man Plans to Retire Comfortably on His Collection of Plastic Bags
In a move that’s either a testament to extreme resourcefulness or a sign of misplaced optimism, a local man is…
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California High School History Classes to Include Module on Marvel Cinematic Universe
Forget those dusty old textbooks and prepare for history class to level up with a serious dose of superhero power!…
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Florida Man Attempts to Use Alligator as Pool Float
In a tale of either supreme bravery or the worst judgment call since someone thought releasing pythons into the Everglades…
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The 9 Circles of Netflix Hell: A Viewer’s Guide to Terrible Adaptations, Overhyped Documentaries, and Cringe-Inducing Dating Shows
Traversing the treacherous terrain of Netflix’s extensive library can often seem like an arduous journey through Dante’s infamous circles of…
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