Gym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Chip ByteleyGet ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
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Local Dad Loses Backyard Grill Dominance to Teen Mastering Viral TikTok Recipes
In a stunning upset shaking suburban barbecues to their stainless steel core, a classic backyard power struggle has taken a…
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Study Finds That People Actually Read Terms and Conditions When Insomnia Strikes
In a twist of fate that’s both ironic and slightly alarming, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a shocking cure…
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Israeli Leaders Deny Gaza Blockade’s Impact: ‘Hunger Isn’t a War Crime, It’s a Diet Plan’
Polly TickleIn a controversial statement, Israeli leaders have downplayed the severity of the Gaza blockade, dismissing concerns over its impact on…
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Area Man Plans to Retire Comfortably on His Collection of Plastic Bags
In a move that’s either a testament to extreme resourcefulness or a sign of misplaced optimism, a local man is…
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California High School History Classes to Include Module on Marvel Cinematic Universe
Forget those dusty old textbooks and prepare for history class to level up with a serious dose of superhero power!…
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