U.S. Surprised at Israel’s Long-Announced Rafah Offensive, Pauses Arms At Last
Polly TickleIn a stunning turn of events that could only surprise a Rip Van Winkle or a remarkably uninformed mole, the…
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Flat Earthers Launch Satellite to Prove Moon is Just a Projection
Chip ByteleyIn a move that defies both common sense and the fundamental laws of physics, a group of Flat Earthers has…
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Student Protests Homework, Cites “Forced Unpaid Labor” and Violation of “Chill Weekend Time”
In a bold act of defiance against the tyranny of textbooks, a lone student at has ignited a fiery protest…
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Top 10 Corporate Buzzwords That Make You Want to Scream into a Pillow
Navigating corporate jargon can often feel like deciphering a complex code, especially when these buzzwords creep into every conversation. Here…
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French Retirement Homes to Add TikTok Choreography to Activity Schedules
Get ready for the most unexpected cultural fusion since baguettes met sriracha. French retirement homes are set to ditch the…
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Gym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Get ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
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