Florida Man Attempts to Use Alligator as Pool Float
Chip ByteleyIn a tale of either supreme bravery or the worst judgment call since someone thought releasing pythons into the Everglades…
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The 9 Circles of Netflix Hell: A Viewer’s Guide to Terrible Adaptations, Overhyped Documentaries, and Cringe-Inducing Dating Shows
Traversing the treacherous terrain of Netflix’s extensive library can often seem like an arduous journey through Dante’s infamous circles of…
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USA Proposes ICC Bylaw Amendment: ‘All Charges Are Created Equal, Except When They’re Not’
Polly TickleIn a controversial move, the United States administration has proposed an amendment to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) bylaws, aiming…
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A Culinary Disaster Playbook: How to Salvage Burnt Dinners, Exploding Cakes, and Other Kitchen Nightmares with Grace (or at Least, Delivery Apps)
Embarking on a kitchen adventure can sometimes turn into an episode of “Survivor: The Home Edition.” Whether it’s a charred…
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Donald Trump’s Facial Tan Revealed to Be Cheesy Doritos Coating
In what can only be described as a snackable revelation, sources close to former President Donald Trump have disclosed the…
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Pet Owners Can Now Send Their Animals to DIY Grooming Schools
Get ready for a wave of creatively coiffed pets (and some potential grooming disasters) as DIY pet grooming schools open…
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