9 Signs You’ve Reached Peak Adulthood
Chip ByteleyReaching “peak adulthood” isn’t marked by a particular age or milestone, but rather a series of subtle, often hilarious signs…
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SWAT Team Spotted Booking Flights to Antarctica As McMurdo Station Protest Comes To Light
Polly TickleIn a stunning development that has sent ripples through both the scientific and law enforcement communities, a team of riot…
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Archeology Team Stumbles Upon Ancient Egyptian Fast Food Joint, Finding Perfectly Preserved Falafel
In a remarkable twist of fate, the world of archaeology has been turned upside down, or perhaps we should say,…
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US Pledges to Sanction ICC, Citing ‘Too Many Warrants, Not Enough Freedom’
In a bold and unprecedented move, the United States has vowed to sanction the International Criminal Court (ICC), asserting that…
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New Parenting Trend: Letting Pets Raise Your Kids
Forget meticulously planned schedules and structured activities, there’s a new parenting philosophy sweeping the nation, and it’s got four paws…
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Netanyahu and Co. Might Be Safe from ICC for Now, Thanks to Washington’s Intervention
In an unprecedented display of geopolitical maneuvering, the United States administration has launched what insiders are calling “Operation Justice Jam,”…
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