Top 10 Signs You’re Turning Into Your Parents
Chip ByteleyRecognizing the signs that you’re turning into your parents can be a startling revelation. Whether it’s your sudden affection for…
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Miami Public Transit Systems to Introduce Silent Carriages for Introverts
Miami, the vibrant, energetic city known for its pulsing music scene and enthusiastic crowds, is about to offer a surprising…
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Oxycontin Blamed for Decline in Lava Lamp Sales
Polly TickleIn a twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps the most ardent of conspiracy theorists—it appears that Oxycontin, the controversial…
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Governments to Pump Air into Currency to Increase Value
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures? Governments Eye “Inflation Reversal” by Literally Inflating Currency In a move that seems ripped from a…
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Study Finds 9 out of 10 Americans Prefer Their Own Facts
A new study published in the esteemed journal “Not The Onion” has revealed a startling truth about the American public:…
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Software Update Allows Samsung Smart Fridges to Feel Lonely
In what might seem like a scene from a futuristic sci-fi flick, Samsung smart fridges are set to tap into…
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