Governments to Pump Air into Currency to Increase Value
Polly TickleDesperate Times, Desperate Measures? Governments Eye “Inflation Reversal” by Literally Inflating Currency In a move that seems ripped from a…
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Study Finds 9 out of 10 Americans Prefer Their Own Facts
A new study published in the esteemed journal “Not The Onion” has revealed a startling truth about the American public:…
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Software Update Allows Samsung Smart Fridges to Feel Lonely
Chip ByteleyIn what might seem like a scene from a futuristic sci-fi flick, Samsung smart fridges are set to tap into…
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Local Man Declares Bankruptcy from Buying Avocados
In a tale that speaks to the harsh economic realities faced by an entire generation, a local man, identified only…
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Yale University; Ramen Noodles Elevated to Official College Currency
Yale University, a prestigious institution known for its rigorous academic standards, has surprisingly embraced a new form of currency: ramen…
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The Pursuit of Happiness: Now Sponsored by Energy Drinks and Anxiety Meds: Satirizing the frantic search for fulfillment against modern pressures.
In an age where the quest for contentment has become as frantic as a Black Friday doorbuster sale, the latest…
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